Welcome to what will surely be an inconsistent blog tracking our month and half around America. Yeah, that's right. Linda and Sabrina are taking the country on, telling everyone what's cool, fun, fascinating, scary and retarded all over this land. From bourbon tours of Kentucky to riding dinosaurs at the Creation museum, it promises to be a reflective look at the diversity and alcoholism that stretches around the country. Or, in Linda's case, looking for cute guys with scruffy facial hair and ill-fitting jeans in various metropolitan areas. Huzzah!
So keep alert, be sure to provide us with commentary and advice on secret spots we don't know that don't show up in any of our 'eclectic America' guides, and so on. And some of you, we'll see on the road!
Oh, and for those who don't know, Sabrina and Linda are actually the two coolest, most fun and attractive people in the universe. Yeah, we're that big.
I wish you much success on your journey. May every single day be full of sunshine and may the spirit of christ protect you and guide you through any evil you may encounter.
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ReplyDeletejust fyi. alaska and hawaii aren't actually located in those places.
ReplyDeleteWhat are you talking about, Alaska has and always be off the Gulf Of Mexico.
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