Countdown: One day!

This is it, people! Drum roll! Tomorrow we set out on the road to exotic...Las Vegas. Yeah, wop wop wop. At least we have a free hotel. Then, after that, our lives become much like a complex game of Oregon Trail, in which we decide whether we want to head up north through the terrifying terrain of Salt Lake City in order to hit up Yellowstone, or across Utah to Canyonlands National Park. It's a choose your own adventure sort of thing. Which way will we go? Hit up Old Faithful and smell delicious sulphuric mud holes, or risk Mormon outrage and shunning as we traipse across what's described as the most beautiful place in the country. Hey, lemme make a poll about it and you can vote. AMERICAN DEMOCRACY FUCK YEAH.
Canyonlands


Yellowstone


WHAT LOOK AT THAT BEAR. Yellowstone clearly wins.